Bad Movies

Sometimes it feels as though life is imitating a really bad movie. The kind where the dialog drones on and on yet never yields anything moderately coherent. The kind where the budget was so low that it looks more like a blooper reel than and actual feature. The cast of unknowns, that should remain that way, exhibiting sub-tolerable behaviors and somewhere in the mix is the plot device of the screaming baby in a restaurant to distract you from the fact there really is no point to this scene. Lacking the ability to speed this cinematic crisis of boredom along, sometimes you just have to play along.